MasterBates
- Real Name: Tony
- Location: Granola, Oregon
- Member Since: September 1st, 2008
- Last Seen: May 24th, 2012 10:00 pm
- Personal tag line: "Thats Hot!" - Joan of Arc
- Message board posts: 4
About MasterBates
I lost my virginity to a 1999 Ford Ranger; it was the best 7 hours of my life.
If you're absurd it does not mean you're weird, it means waffles.
Having ADHD makes you quit in the middle of everyth
If you're absurd it does not mean you're weird, it means waffles.
Having ADHD makes you quit in the middle of everyth
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