MasterBates

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  • Real Name: Tony
  • Location: Granola, Oregon
  • Member Since: September 1st, 2008
  • Last Seen: April 21st, 2013 10:04 am
  • Personal tag line: "Thats Hot!" - Joan of Arc
  • Message board posts: 4

About MasterBates

I lost my virginity to a 1999 Ford Ranger; it was the best 7 hours of my life.


If you're absurd it does not mean you're weird, it means waffles.


Having ADHD makes you quit in the middle of everyth

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