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  • Real Name: MaryManatee
  • Location: Chicago, Illinois
  • Member Since: March 8th, 2010 06:15 pm
  • Last Seen: August 8th, 2011 06:17 pm
  • Personal tag line: Beauty fades; dumb is forever.
  • Message board posts: 3

About MaryManatee

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My name is Mary. I'm 18 years old and currently a senior in high school. I want to major in Journalism and minor in Communications hopefully at DePaul University after finishing two years of prerequisites at Harper Community College.

I am usually not a self-righteous asshole, but I pride myself in the fact that I refuse to drink a lot, smoke, or do drugs. I hope that in doing this, others will follow suit.

My hobbies include writing poetry, short stories, and articles for Cracked. I also love playing piano, singing, acting in local theater productions, bike riding, and volunteering in my community.

I'm not the brightest crayon in the box, but I'm also not the darkest. Knowing this, I use this to my advantage. I am open to many different opinions and I would love to hear yours!



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