I love writing but I'm too amateur for Cracked! I hope one day to write for Cracked, or if it burns down (mysteriously) I would like to be a journalist. I like to think of Cracked as my (prepare for circular hand motion) sanctuary. I used to hate History but now, thanks to countless articles about weird history on Cracked.com and reruns of horrible history on TV, I thinks it's okay. My favorite things? Creative writing, science, erm, TV, computers, cheese maybe, I'm running out of stuff to say, I'll just put a meaningful quote or whatever at the bottom.

"My only lifetime goal is to accomplish everything I want" - Homer Simpson.