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  • Real Name: Marty
  • Location: New York, NY
  • Member Since: December 16th, 2007
  • Last Seen: December 17th, 2007 3:49 pm
  • Personal tag line: "When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them."
  • Message board posts: 0

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I have not yet written an 'About Me' because I am busy giving back to the community via the drugs I sell them.


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