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  • Real Name: MarisaTorre
  • Location: Toronto
  • Member Since: April 16th, 2012 02:05 pm
  • Last Seen: May 3rd, 2012 04:25 pm
  • Personal tag line: Movies music and mischief is my life
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About MarisaTorre

I write screenplays no one reads
and poetry for people who hate poetry.
I'm also very musical but I'm too busty to dance and too flat to sing so I'm just a very talented listener.
I see the humour in everything everyday and I take life very seriously.
My spelling suks, I do bad grammering and i haet2 tyep.
I have only the highest aspirations for literary success preferably in 1000 words or less.


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