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  • Real Name: Marina Eller
  • Location: Fort Kickass
  • Member Since: January 16th, 2012 08:23 pm
  • Last Seen: June 26th, 2014 03:59 pm
  • Personal tag line: I deeply regret using alt codes in my screen name. Learn from me...
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About Marina™

Marina Eller enjoys using bows to slay lots of bad guys, as well as jumping out of planes, writing novels that never get finished, poems that do get finished, drawing comics with MS Paint, and playing lots and lots of video games. She hopes to someday write an article for Cracked, but due to her status as the Most Relentless Serial Killer of Jokes and Pop Culture References of the 21st century (conferred by Tom Reimann), it is very likely that her achievement of this goal would herald the coming of the End Times.


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