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  • Real Name: Marc
  • Location: Huntington Beach, California
  • Member Since: March 21st, 2009 10:40 am
  • Last Seen: April 23rd, 2009 06:25 am
  • Personal tag line: If youre reading this and wondering why I havent chosen to express myself in the form of song lyrics, then I will say this; Its because I'm not a doofus thats why.
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About Marcus

Lets see, where to start...honestly I have no idea. To tell you the truth I'm more comfortable spouting out rants and constant incoherence in the form of misinterpreted yelps and bursts of anger without hestitation or pause causing lengthly massive bloated run-on sentences. I enjoy writing, a bagel in the morning smothered in Philadelphias own brand of cream cheese and I cant stand the show Lost. Oh, and I once had sex with 2 girls in the same night...


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