Fuck off. No, really. There's no reason for me to assume that you are not one of the people I'm going to totally hate, so.. Fuck off.

Did you hear what I just said?

I'm going to talk about me for a while now, not that that's any of your concern. If you're reading this, you have obviously not gotten the hint yet. Go away! Now, for the sweet sound of my own.. Writing.

I'm pretty strange and I drink a lot. Sometimes I get into fights. Sometimes I win. I'm THE grandmaster of mooching off of (that's a lot of ofs) society and stealing money from stupid people like YOU. Didn't I tell you to fuck off already? No? Go get me a beer then.

Regardin' politics I am a firm believer in that everyone should be shot.

I like zombies.

I hate kids.

Let's get drunk separately.

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