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  • Real Name: Manateen
  • Location: The House of Boo
  • Member Since: June 23rd, 2010 05:47 pm
  • Last Seen: May 20th, 2014 10:20 pm
  • Personal tag line: I Think We Are Both Suffering from the Same Crushing Metaphysical Crisis
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About Manateen

I Am a Small Wooden Statue on a Patch of Crabgrass Next to a Dried Up Riverbed


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