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  • Real Name: MagicMurderBag
  • Location: Following the winds with my umbrella (ella, ella, eh, eh)
  • Member Since: December 9th, 2008 05:44 am
  • Last Seen: September 2nd, 2009 12:01 pm
  • Personal tag line: Your powers are useless on me, you silly billy.
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About MagicMurderBag

Ya see I'm six foot one and I'm tons of fun, and I dress to a T.
Ya see I got more clothes than Muhammad Ali and I dress so viciously.
I got bodyguards, I got two big cars, that definitely aint the wack.
I got a Lincoln Continental and a sunroof Cadillac.
So after school, I take a dip in the pool, which really is on the wall.
I got a color TV so I can see the knicks play basketball.


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