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  • Real Name: Marc Vail
  • Location: The left. No, your other left.
  • Member Since: July 24th, 2008 06:50 am
  • Last Seen: June 9th, 2013 07:37 pm
  • Personal tag line: Appearing increasingly more disgusting since 1993.
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About Mafusma

I am currently sitting down. That is a fact to whomever is reading it at any given point in time. I don't mean that I'm handicapped, simply that I enjoy the finer things in life, namely an impressively sedentary lifestyle coupled with a diet that can only be described in terms most often used in agriculture to describe the daily intake of a feedlot of cattle.


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