Mafferick

Cydonia

Real Name:

Mafferick

Member Since:

July 22, 2009

About Me

Member of 'The most excellent official Cydonian/Jamaican accent appreciation society for the rehabilitation of underprivileged children and small amphibious water tight mammals (excluding the platypus) to be found on Wikipedia with unauthorized external links to mind control devices such as ready-made golf carts with optional folding wing mirrors (£50 extra) and other official sounding government authorized motor vehicle extras (including fuzzy dice with humorous captions) that do not contain connotations surrounding Gordon Brown and his magical revolving jaw (cake sold separately) which can be referenced in part 3 of my chemistry coursework (some assembly required) in tribute to the chivalrous death of professor Albus Dumbledore at the hands of Professor Severus Snape (Oops, were we not supposed to mention that?)(Crap, this is worse than the time I told everyone Darth Vader is Luke Skywalker's father!)'

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