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  • Real Name: Madeira
  • Location: New York
  • Member Since: June 21st, 2009 09:35 am
  • Last Seen: June 3rd, 2016 05:55 am
  • Personal tag line: Homosexuality does not automatically make you fashionable.
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About Madeira

I'm a freelance writer and professional dominatrix hailing from lovely Lovecraftian Providence, RI. I'm obsessed with glam metal, the beat poets, and shoes. I'm also happily married to a man who can pass for Jareth the Goblin King when he wants to.

I'm a lifestyle submissive, because after a day of wailing on executives, you just want to relax. I dress like a princess or a street walker, refuse to wear flat shoes, and fall over a lot.


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