I'm a freelance writer, and makeup artist, but really I spend most of my time ogling hair metal guys, hanging out with my uber hot girlfriend (who's going to be a doctor, and yes I do call her Dr. Von Sexypants) and collecting vinyl. I write a comic which my brother illustrates called "Deirdre and Robere" about a pair of obnoxious siblings, their sadistic shtizu "Muffy", their bad tempered parrot "Eunice" and the soul they bought and keep in a hat box.

No you can't find it yet, we're still getting it up and running. Other things I like include vintage dresses, sex toys, plotting world domination. At the moment my CD changer is entirely filled with Hanoi Rocks and that's only partially because I am deeply in love with Michael Monroe. I enjoy watching bad horror movies, debating philosophy, and hanging out with the five or so people in the world that don't incite me to murderous rage. I'm vaguely obsessed with Metalocalypse and the Mighty Boosh. Some of my favorite authors include Chuck Palahniuk, Margaret Atwood, the fellow who wrote Catch 22 who's name I can't remember, William S. Burroughs, and Hunter S. Thompson.

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