I am a full time office drone and part time banter merchant. I am 100% all man and have been known to impregnate women just by passing them in the street.

I have sold my soul 3 times, once for a pint of Magners, once for some fried chicken, and once for the opportunity to sleep with your mum.

I write a weekly video game article for the online magazine www.fmvmagazine.com under the nom de plume of Mad Mack. It is pretty shit, but fuck you.

My real name is Dave.

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