LukeMcKinney

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  • Real Name: LukeMcKinney
  • Location: Wherever wireless and liquor licenses overlap
  • Member Since: November 22nd, 2007
  • Last Seen: May 16th, 2012 8:15 am
  • Personal tag line: www.lukemckinney.org
  • Message board posts: 215

About LukeMcKinney

Writer. Scientist. Alcohologist. Legend.

Articles

  1. 7 Reasons Vladimir Putin Is the World's Craziest Badass
    By: Luke McKinney | | 969,889 views
  2. 6 Studies That Prove Reality TV Is Causing the Apocalypse
    By: Luke McKinney | | 796,896 views
  3. The 5 Craziest Exploits of the World's Shadiest Politician
    By: Luke McKinney | | 680,739 views
  4. The 7 Most Terrifying Sex Toys Ever Patented
    By: Luke McKinney | | 1,622,038 views
  5. 5 Reasons 'Gymkata' Is The Funniest Movie of the 80s
    By: Luke McKinney | | 268,773 views
  6. 8 Famous Fictional Archaeologists Who Suck At Their Job
    By: Luke McKinney | | 710,835 views
  7. 5 Reasons Bowser Is The Most Successful Video Game Character
    By: Luke McKinney | | 1,565,452 views
  8. Umbrella: The Most Wasteful Movie Corporation Ever
    By: Luke McKinney | | 614,522 views
  9. 9 Video Game Easter Eggs That Took Years to Find
    By: Luke McKinney | | 3,774,563 views
  10. 6 Reasons Dolemite Is The Most Awesomely Bad Movie Ever
    By: Luke McKinney | | 353,085 views
  11. 7 Baffling Moments from The Worst Video Game Movie Ever
    By: Luke McKinney | | 1,201,126 views
  12. How a Single Mr. T Movie Defined a Decade
    By: Luke McKinney | | 401,997 views
  13. Ireland's Only Kung Fu Movie (Is The Worst Film Ever Made)
    By: Luke McKinney | | 329,405 views
  14. 6 Objective Reasons The US Army Should Invade BP
    By: Luke McKinney | | 623,451 views
  15. Super Tecmo Bet: Predicting The Super Bowl With Video Games
    By: Luke McKinney | | 91,629 views
  16. 5 Ways People Are Taking Harry Potter Waaay Too Seriously
    By: Luke McKinney | | 1,719,810 views
  17. The 8 Shittiest Transformer Disguises
    By: Luke McKinney | | 1,065,940 views
  18. The 6 Most Retarded Police Standoffs of All Time
    By: Luke McKinney | | 695,337 views
  19. Instruction Manuals for the USS Enterprise
    By: Luke McKinney | | 298,820 views
  20. 7 (Stupid) People Who Sued the Scientific Method
    By: Luke McKinney | | 1,034,782 views
  21. The 7 Most Retarded Criminal Excuses of All Time
    By: Luke McKinney | | 1,172,958 views
  22. 7 Kickass Sci-Fi Cancer Cures
    By: Luke McKinney | | 435,904 views
  23. The 5 Most Retarded Causes People Are Actually Fighting For
    By: Luke McKinney | | 1,562,894 views
  24. The 7 Most Impressive (And Depressing) Geek Collections
    By: Luke McKinney | | 1,848,213 views
  25. The 7 Most Hilariously Mismatched Superhero Battles
    By: Luke McKinney | | 747,350 views
  26. 9 Insane Cases that Prove the US Legal System Is Screwed
    By: Luke McKinney | | 1,773,913 views
  27. The 6 Most Badass Stunts Ever Pulled in the Name of Science
    By: Luke McKinney | | 2,503,202 views
  28. 9 Devices That Are Clearly Compensating for a Small Penis
    By: Luke McKinney | | 503,051 views
  29. 6 Endangered Species That Aren't Endangered Enough
    By: Luke McKinney | | 1,824,740 views
  30. 5 Books That Can Actually Make You Stupider
    By: Luke McKinney | | 744,048 views
  31. 6 Reasons the '70s Should Have Killed Us All
    By: Luke McKinney | | 175,921 views
  32. The 5 Stages of a Successful Relationship (in a Romantic Comedy)
    By: Luke McKinney | | 255,439 views
  33. 5 Recent Scientific Advances (And How They'll Destroy Us All)
    By: Luke McKinney | | 437,489 views
  34. Forum Safety Tips
    By: Luke McKinney | | 65,727 views
  35. From N00B to Nerd: The 4 Stages of Life on the Internet
    By: Luke McKinney | | 81,045 views
  36. The 5 Most Annoying Banner Ads On The Internet
    By: Luke McKinney | | 790,116 views
  37. Internet Safety Tips
    By: Luke McKinney | | 109,662 views

Columns

  1. The 7 Creepiest Inventions Ever Patented For the Crotch
    By: Luke McKinney | | 478,019 views
  2. 6 Ways Iron Man Is Objectively Better Than Batman
    By: Luke McKinney | | 863,892 views
  3. 6 Things You Won't Believe Science Can Do With DNA
    By: Luke McKinney | | 611,377 views
  4. The 7 Most Sexist Things Ever Invented for Boobs
    By: Luke McKinney | | 834,443 views
  5. 9 Badass Lasers That Prove the Death Star Isn't Far Off
    By: Luke McKinney | | 470,662 views
  6. 8 Insulting Ways People Act 'Irish' on St. Patrick's Day
    By: Luke McKinney | | 1,106,810 views
  7. How Archie's Gay Friend Proved the Internet Can Do Good
    By: Luke McKinney | | 237,037 views
  8. The 7 Most Mind-Blowing Places Science Has Discovered Life
    By: Luke McKinney | | 664,658 views
  9. The 8 Stupidest Defenses Against Accusations of Sexism
    By: Luke McKinney | | 730,615 views
  10. The 7 Most Absurd Inventions in the History of Alcoholism
    By: Luke McKinney | | 751,559 views
  11. The 5 Most Ridiculously Sexist Superhero Costumes
    By: Luke McKinney | | 1,734,902 views
  12. 5 Online Petitions That Prove Democracy is Broken
    By: Luke McKinney | | 627,640 views
  13. The 7 Stupidest Alibis in the History of Crime
    By: Luke McKinney | | 717,187 views
  14. 6 Video Games That Just Didn't Get It (And 6 That Did)
    By: Luke McKinney | | 1,285,037 views
  15. The 7 Most Elaborate Dick Moves in Online Gaming History
    By: Luke McKinney | | 2,209,385 views
  16. The 7 Dumbest Things Students Do When Cramming for Exams
    By: Luke McKinney | | 2,043,805 views
  17. The 10 Most Insulting Things Video Games Charged Money For
    By: Luke McKinney | | 1,205,542 views
  18. 6 Reasons Writing for the Internet is the Best Job Ever
    By: Luke McKinney | | 336,096 views
  19. 7 Famous Zombie Movie Weapons (That Would Get You Killed)
    By: Luke McKinney | | 1,009,620 views
  20. 8 Hilariously Insane Examples of Vladimir Putin Propaganda
    By: Luke McKinney | | 584,857 views
  21. The 8 Most Shameless Attempts to Cash in on 9/11
    By: Luke McKinney | | 755,689 views
  22. 9 Self-Defense Gadgets Your Mugger Will Find Hilarious
    By: Luke McKinney | | 720,078 views
  23. 7 Scientific Ways Coffee Gives You Super Powers
    By: Luke McKinney | | 691,061 views
  24. 5 Sequels Made By People Who Must Not Have Seen the Original
    By: Luke McKinney | | 1,061,699 views
  25. 10 Stories About Donald Trump You Won't Believe Are True
    By: Luke McKinney | | 885,840 views
  26. 6 Scientific Reasons Social Networks Are Bad for Society
    By: Luke McKinney | | 749,001 views
  27. The 7 Biggest Dick Moves in the History of Online Gaming
    By: Luke McKinney | | 3,858,893 views
  28. The 8 Worst X-Men Ever
    By: Luke McKinney | | 1,271,982 views
  29. The 7 Worst Lessons 80s Cartoons Taught Us about Drugs
    By: Luke McKinney | | 738,877 views

Topics

  1. The Simple Reason Most Conspiracy Theories Are Bullshit
    By: LukeMcKinney | | 292,738 views
  2. The Map of America (According to Hollywood)
    By: LukeMcKinney | | 181,580 views
  3. The Biker Body Map: How Paramedics See Motorcyclists
    By: LukeMcKinney | | 162,537 views
  4. The Back to the Future Timeline (Of Questionable Decisions)
    By: LukeMcKinney | | 283,071 views
  5. Why Skateboarding Is a Bad Idea: a Chart
    By: LukeMcKinney | | 242,198 views
  6. Understanding The Complexities of NASCAR: A Flowchart
    By: LukeMcKinney | | 256,797 views
  7. The Two Types of Idiot Who Caused the Recession
    By: LukeMcKinney | | 169,873 views
  8. Every Video Game Controller Ever: A Diagram
    By: LukeMcKinney | | 289,467 views
  9. Why The Baroness Is The Ultimate Geek Dreamgirl
    By: LukeMcKinney | | 187,678 views
  10. The Social Networking Life Cycle: From Cool to Cash Grab
    By: LukeMcKinney | | 136,862 views
  11. The Questionable Logic Behind The Iron Man Armor
    By: LukeMcKinney | | 262,637 views
  12. Dancing With the (Very Loose Definition of) Stars
    By: LukeMcKinney | | 143,952 views
  13. The Quentin Tarantino Movie Generator
    By: Jack OBrien, LukeMcKinney | | 302,585 views
  14. If Windows 7 Installation Instructions Were Honest
    By: LukeMcKinney | | 258,367 views
  15. If Lottery Tickets Told the Truth
    By: LukeMcKinney | | 279,715 views
  16. Why Video Game Movies Suck (Explained With Mario Bros)
    By: LukeMcKinney | | 226,552 views
  17. Badass Showdown: Real Swayze vs. Movie Swayze
    By: LukeMcKinney | | 157,232 views
  18. The Bruce Willis Acting Method: Stay Inside The McClane Zone
    By: LukeMcKinney | | 181,366 views
  19. Anatomy of a Souped Up Honda Civic
    By: LukeMcKinney | | 150,143 views
  20. What Tila Tequila Would Be Doing Without The Internet
    By: LukeMcKinney | | 346,399 views
  21. If Monoploy Was Honest (About How Much Monopoly Sucks)
    By: LukeMcKinney | | 291,679 views
  22. Alien Encounters: The Fourth Kind is Just the Beginning
    By: LukeMcKinney | | 184,272 views
  23. Celebrity Medical Advice: No Medical Training Guaranteed!
    By: LukeMcKinney | | 85,695 views
  24. America's Credit Card Statement
    By: LukeMcKinney | | 166,029 views
  25. Why Dueling Was Better Than The Modern Legal System [CHART]
    By: LukeMcKinney | | 160,367 views
  26. Evolution of Arcades: An Officially Extinct Species [CHART]
    By: LukeMcKinney | | 171,067 views
  27. If Modern Games Were Around on the Atari [CHART]
    By: LukeMcKinney | | 345,604 views
  28. A Lopsided Love Triangle: How Cats See Your Relationship
    By: LukeMcKinney | | 327,198 views
  29. The Evolution of Video Games Making You Look Stupid [CHART]
    By: LukeMcKinney | | 206,640 views
  30. If Dead Rising's Sequel Has The Same Problems [CHART]
    By: LukeMcKinney | | 125,270 views
  31. Air Jordan Sneakers
    By: LukeMcKinney | | 2,527 views
  32. Bourbon Whisky
    By: LukeMcKinney | | 1,193 views
  33. Battleship: The Unholy Trinity of Pointless Games [DIAGRAM]
    By: LukeMcKinney | | 122,923 views
  34. Nintendo's Rejection Pile: 5 Proposed Mario Games [CHART]
    By: LukeMcKinney | | 202,914 views
  35. Home Shopping Network
    By: LukeMcKinney | | 1,142 views
  36. The Question That Defined The 2010 World Cup [CHART]
    By: LukeMcKinney | | 394,029 views
  37. Choosing a Casino Game: What Kind of Stupid Are You? [CHART]
    By: LukeMcKinney | | 194,415 views
  38. Free Credit Report
    By: LukeMcKinney | | 1,625 views

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