This is the box where we make things up to try to sound interesting. Since no one really cares (and only stalkers read this things) here are the basics:
1. Together 18 years, married 14. For some reason on social groups this is slang for "I want a date" but since the average crack reader is smarter then the average myspace user, there should be no creepy e-mails
2. I have 3 children, all boys. I will never say their real names or post a picture that actually shows a face.
3. Obviously, where I live is not a real town. Don't ask, I won't tell. I'm not paranoid, but I have good reasons for never posting anything real on the internet.
4. Yes, it's an old nickname.