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  • Real Name: Tom Franken
  • Location: St. Louis
  • Member Since: November 10th, 2007 02:57 pm
  • Last Seen: March 8th, 2010 02:53 pm
  • Personal tag line: Have you seen my sausage doodle?
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About Lizardking1726

Tom Franken was born into a poor family in Pascagola Iowa. After winning the marathon Tom devoted his time to finishing his novel.


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