Sixteen years closer to the grave, a weeaboo in denial, a foodie, a steam powered chain saw slicing through the innocence of children like a gas powered chain saw through my neighbor's cat. All this and more can describe me. Recognize the last name? Yeah, it's pretty much everywhere. Grandpa got around.
I despise every cartoon that exists on Cartoon Network as of 2010.
I love underbaked cookies without chocolate chips.
I fuckin' hate chocolate chips.
I have a long voice mail message and I rarely pick up the phone so I will make your ass sit through it all.
Zany.
I'm tickled by retardery.
I hate Twilight with such a passion I know a shit load about the series and am preparing to watch the movies. But that's just so I can make fun of it! I swear to god!

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