Despite how awesome I truly am, I always strive to come up with something interesting and clever to say in "About Me." There are only so many clever and ironic things I can say in this thing that make me stand out.

But all you really need to know about me is this:

-I'm a freelance writer
-I originally wanted to do Gothic fiction, but after Stephanie Meyers made it abundantly clear that she sought to neuter as much as possible, I decided to hold off on it for the near future.
-Im also very funny and Ironic.
-Im so funny and ironic that I say that Im funny and ironic as a statement of humorous irony.
-No, I don't think that makes me a douchebag.

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