I'm a simple young man, trying my best to get through life while avoiding drugs, death, and the occasional drugged beverage.

I've read the Cracked Website for quite sometime, and it never occurred to me that I have neglected to make an account, with that in mind, I did exactly that, and with this achievement reached, I shall read the articles, comment on the topics, and watch the videos knowing, that everyone that sees my comment, will know that my screen name is Level4Gaydar. And for that, I stand proud as a U.S. citizen, sitting, glazed eyes staring relentlessly at the computer monitor, filling my arteries with junk food and washing it all down with soda. I may never find the woman of my dreams, but with hope to find the perfect female (most likely with extremely low standards and enough sympathy to fill half of Russia) I may find someone that will accept my cheese-dusted hands and my greasy hair for what I really am.

A man with very bad social problems.

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