If you've read my tag line, you had one of several reactions, and I'd just like to take a minute to address those.

Reaction #1: What?
My response: Don't even worry about it.

Reaction #2: Right on, comrade!
My response: Solidarité!

Reaction #3: You fucking hippy.
My response: You fucking curmudgeon.

Reaction #4: Really? You actually consider Cracked.com a front in the war of position? How pretentious are you?
My response: Hey, hearts and minds: any thing, however small, that forms a part of a person's environment is a front. But in all seriousness, I'm not about to put my personal information on a comedy site, so I might as well enjoy the anonymity.

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