I'm a Site Security Manager in the UK, but my main passion is music production/performance. I also dabble in a bit of photoshopping for parody. I love laughing (hence I'm here).

My sense of humour is very dry and usually rude. Favourite show in the UK is Red Dwarf, smeg-head!

I'm 29, not that it makes any difference to anyone, anywhere, ever. I don't know why I wrote it, but the box was big and I felt as though I had to fill it... Hmmmmm.