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  • Real Name: Lazurus
  • Location: A cave
  • Member Since: April 30th, 2013 08:22 am
  • Last Seen: July 29th, 2016 02:12 pm
  • Personal tag line: Memento Mori Motherfucker!
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About Lazurus

I'm just your average Scottish Goth with regulation weird tastes and dislike of mundane society. I'm a nice guy, but I have a low bullshit tolerance. I try and think a bit before I write anything, but I am not perfect and work a high stress job.


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