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  • Real Name: Adam Purcell
  • Location: Funky Chinatown
  • Member Since: June 12th, 2009 05:21 pm
  • Last Seen: April 16th, 2012 07:12 pm
  • Personal tag line: Here comes the big boss.
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About KungFuBigBoss

KungFuBigBoss (KF to his homies) was born at the ass-end of the nineteen-eighties and relishes in this narrow escape every day of his life. He was, however, born into the single worst generations of Americans that have yet to be. (Twitter, people? Really?)
When not pointing out what isn't hysterically funny about wieners (nothing), KF scours the Online for the purpose of correcting the scores of anonymous and shameful grammar-vandals that live there. He does this with the hope that he might make a difference to people. This has not, as yet, definitively amounted to anything. The acknowledgment of this fact makes his life decidedly worse.
KF's single greatest desire is to be friends (or even just spend one whole day chilling) with Fat Man Scoop.


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