I'm a cardiac surgical nurse. That is all. Now let's all just pretend that I said something witty and urbane to show everyone how intelligent and funny I am. Because trust me, I am, like, really smart and stuff you guys, seriously. I could totally write something original and hilarious if I wanted to, and it certainly wouldn't end up with me staring at the monitor trying to think something to say for three hours. And still have nothing to say. Because that would be sad.
