I am an artist. I paint using colors. I like to party. These are not only facts about myself, but they are also not lies. I have an affinity for things like dressing too young for my age and watching cartoons, which may be the least disturbing thing you read about some 27 year old dude today. The ocean scares me, and I am fascinated by people that decide to live near it. I am an American, but I enjoy the company of people from all around the globe. I consider myself to be bilingual, but the majority of people don't consider thinly veiled insults to be an official language.
My profile picture represents me quite well, because I am also a wonderful storybook character that has become enslaved by Disney.
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