How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

It seems a little unethical to imply that the woodchuck may not even be able to chuck said wood. There is empirical evidence that supports woodchucks having chucked wood in many different parts of the world. A study by Barnes Institute revealed in 1993 that an average male woodchuck reached a maximum chucking capacity of 37.9 pounds of wood before succumbing to chucking exhaustion. The same study revealed that the average female woodchuck is on her period and cannot believe that you asked her to chuck the wood when it is quite clear that she has had a long day and desires only to watch the X-Factor in peace and quiet.

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