This is Karl's lap top computer. I have tied him up and thrown him in the closet. The door is locked. Do not attempt to come to his Earth address and rescue him; my electromagnetic field will cook your meat sack body to a nice medium rare. To release [Karl] I will be needing a ransom of 10 million Earth money. Still send the money to his address though. If he is not released within one week, send another check. Pretty much keep the checks coming and eventually I may let him go. The clock is ticking. Tick tock, mother fucker. MONEY.

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