I geek out about Game of Thrones. I fall over in public probably about once every six months. Privately, the hit rate (Karene vs. ground) is more like once a week. I know it's cliche, but I've fallen in love with Siamese Fighting Fish. I'm breeding those little buggers at the moment. I fail to see what's right in front of me and notice what some others don't. I prefer woods and snow to ocean and sun, The Walking Dead to Walker: Texas Ranger, science to religion, coffee to tea, prefer the under toilet paper orientation to the over (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toilet_paper_orientation), flowers to jewellery, food to jewellery, chewing on Nicotine gum (though I've never been a smoker) to jewellery. Let's face it, people buy me jewellery and I just never wear it. Oh, and the finest achievement in my life involved me unwittingly getting revenge by accidentally doing something disgusting to a collection of toothbrushes.
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