KaosTheory

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  • Real Name: Dr. Awesome McKickass
  • Location: Fighting giant space mantises on Venus. No foolin'.
  • Member Since: July 1st, 2009
  • Last Seen: July 26th, 2014 7:40 pm
  • Personal tag line: If you're not in love with me within two minutes, you will be!
  • Message board posts: 404

About KaosTheory

I'm a consummate lover and professional, I wrestle tigers when I'm not on secret government missions to assassinate foreign dictators, I can transform into a Mustang (car or horse, you decide) when agitated and can decipher parts of the Voynich Manuscript using my brain waves. That's right. You know you're impressed.

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