The hunt is upon us! Really! There's wolves and raptors everywhere! Their only weakness is bees! Also turnips maybe. We must tame it at the core: I have planted mind control devices, hidden inside wigs, hats, and other pieces of clothing. When the time comes, you all shall become my army of slaves to tame the Demon-Wolf-Raptor Awesomesnarlmeat (That's what happens when you let the evil name itself)! Anyways, await the trigger word or phrase or signal! If we can tame this beast, we can rule the universe! Note: We're still accepting more willing applications into the Army of Awesome! Positions include:
Personal Assistant
Lackey
Guy who gets killed
Experimental guinea pig
Demon-wolf-raptor assistant
Bodyguard
Other Bodyguard
CLO (Chief Laser Officer)
CSO (Chief Stealth Officer)
And more! We're always hiring!

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