JustJim

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  • Real Name: Spider J.
  • Location: Central Scotland
  • Member Since: February 6th, 2013 01:04 pm
  • Last Seen: March 28th, 2014 11:01 am
  • Personal tag line: Sex education at my school was just a warning about the janitor.
  • Message board posts: 0

About JustJim

So this Zealot comes to my door, all glazed eyes and clean reproductive organs, asking me if I ever think about God. So I tell him I killed God. I tracked God down like a rabid dog, hacked off his legs with a hedge trimmer, raped him with a corncob, and boiled off his corpse in an acid bath. So he pulls an alternating-current taser on me and tells me that only the Official Serbian Church of Tesla can save my polyphase intrinsic electric field, known to non-engineers as 'the soul.' So I hit him. What would you do?

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