I don't really think I'm that funny.. I'm weird though. And I make up a lotta shit in my head so.. Plus I like to write. Typing to be more specific. I think under any other circumstances I wouldn't be smart enough for this. So thank you cracked.com, for having such incredibly low standards. =D
I have kids, I live with crazy people. I have no job (YET!) And I have a low tolerance for stupidity. Which I realize quite often gets mistaken for Comedy. And I will admit, sometimes stupid shit is funny.. But some things just, aren't.
I'm a bitch, I'm brutally honest.. I hate A LOT of people. But I love finding people I don't =)
I watch a lot of TV and spend a lot of time on this damn computer.. I like water (swimming in it, drinking it, drowning in it, YOU NAME IT). I also like pigs and frogs and dinosaurs.. And knives. AND food.
I don't like snooty rich people, snobby (delusional) poor people.. BAD DRUG ADDICT PARENTS. Republicans. And tomatoes...
Is that enough.. I don't wanna share anymore

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