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  • Real Name: JoshMcGuirk
  • Location: Central FL
  • Member Since: June 12th, 2009 12:27 pm
  • Last Seen: December 21st, 2015 08:24 am
  • Personal tag line: I never finish anythi
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About JoshMcGuirk

I consider myself the human equivalent to those floaty bits of lime and mint found in a homemade mojito: lost and wayward, forever grasping at something greater. If you know what I'm talking about, then you're probably an alcoholic like me. A lonely, lonely alcoholic.

I also enjoy porn.


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