Where do I start? I'm 25, working for a large insurance company (corporations! run for the hills!!!)

I live in a typical suburban area just close enough to the inner city that I can pretend that I've seen the dark underbelly of city life but far enough that I can appreciate just how ferociously boring the reality is.
Oh I also have a cat who has more interesting things to say than about 80% of the people I live with and a lizard who is more attractive than about 80% of the people I live with. Did I mention I'm remarkably venomous when I haven't had my 8 hours?
Yeah you might wanna keep that in mind.

Other than that I'm actually quite delightful. I love to read and enjoy watching movies. I'm the clown or "funny guy" of most social cliques so I have all the past trauma and horrifying childhood experiences that implies. Oh and I love Jared Leto.

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