Jono
- Real Name: Jono
- Location: Pittsburgh
- Member Since: April 21st, 2008
- Last Seen: May 24th, 2012 6:57 am
- Personal tag line: Lyle was especially happy when he was being useful.
- Message board posts: 325
About Jono
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Q. R. Lettinger, 89
Mr. Lettinger was surrounded by both family and community today as he received his reward. Neither a smoker nor a worrier-be, he led a civic life full of alertness, personal accountability, and quantifiable achievement.
R. Beef Kazenzakis, 40
Roast Beef died today. It is because he smoked. His family is letting the city handle the body because it smells bad.
http://www.simulacri.com
Q. R. Lettinger, 89
Mr. Lettinger was surrounded by both family and community today as he received his reward. Neither a smoker nor a worrier-be, he led a civic life full of alertness, personal accountability, and quantifiable achievement.
R. Beef Kazenzakis, 40
Roast Beef died today. It is because he smoked. His family is letting the city handle the body because it smells bad.
http://www.simulacri.com
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