Professional vagrant. Occasionally creates obscene sounds generously called "music" using the powers of rum. Generally (unintentionally) offensive in manner, usually found insulting people. Likes rum and copious amounts of fire. Dislikes lack of rum and fire. Can be identified by his limping stalk, loud voice, spontaneous fires and inability to not offend people (unintentionally) for more than 5 minutes at a time. Approach with caution, also with fire and/or rum as a peace offering.

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