JohnnyLeeWombat

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  • Real Name: JohnnyLeeWombat
  • Location: Office chair at home smelling of old sweat and dried semen.
  • Member Since: October 26th, 2010
  • Last Seen: April 28th, 2011 4:57 pm
  • Personal tag line: Life of crime: cancelled for pursuit of life of lethargy and snacks.
  • Message board posts: 0

About JohnnyLeeWombat

Remember when softcore porn was enough? When it was just you, a dial-up modem, a generic kinda hot chick picture that took whole minutes to load? Seriously, I mean now I can't get off unless I see two girls snowballing an overweight diabetes amputee's jizz into an unwilling catfish's mouth while an 80 year old woman plays oboe in the corner dressed as sailor moon.

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