JohnnyB

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  • Real Name: JohnnyB
  • Location: Sandsprings/Tulsa, OK
  • Member Since: May 7th, 2008
  • Last Seen: May 7th, 2008 10:01 am
  • Personal tag line: If I had a dime for every man your dad blew i could buy sex from your mother.
  • Message board posts: 0

About JohnnyB

oh you know...........I get bored at work where I sell VWs and AUDIS. it's a sweet gig but holy fuck when it rains there is nothing to do. i like muscle cars, I have a 68 lemans w the gto engine. yep. and I just got a dirtbike which I will rebuild soon. I like doin that sort of thing. also, I have a penis. and I really enjoy it. he's just always been there for me you know? I like to dress him in a fine tuxedo and let him mingle with the ladies.

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