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  • Real Name: John_phoinex
  • Location: Home, duh!
  • Member Since: May 2nd, 2008
  • Last Seen: July 14th, 2008 4:36 am
  • Personal tag line: And you blame my parents for this shit?!
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About John_phoinex

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