John_Koqtoasten

Newsroom or the beach

Real Name:

John_Koqtoasten

Member Since:

February 23, 2011

About Me

Heritage: Scots-Romanian

Aliases: Harry S. Truman, Don Corleone, Arnold Babar, G. Gordon Liddy, Mr. Poon, Igor Stravinsky,Ted Nugent, Dr. Rosenpenis.

Have experience with the Mattress Police, as well as having extensive experience as an amiable minor-league junky.

My personal dream date would be in Rio with Gail Stanwyck.

Love the Kareem/Magic era of Lakers basketball, and Ball bearings. “C’mon, boys! It’s all ball bearings nowadays.”

Hobbies: I enjoy roller skating on the beach dressed in long flowing robes.

Major Downer: I am always getting hit up for money whenever I try to sneak into my own apartment by an annoying, balding lawyer who is banging my ex-wife.