I was born in a frigid den populated almost entirely by wolves (as is typical for Canadians) and upon fighting my way out I embarked on my journey to become the greatest writer who ever lived. Then I said: "Aw fuck it." And came here.

With that out of the way, I want to make it blatantly obvious I'm Canadian so I can brag about not actually free healthcare and beaver tails which are actually pancakes. But aside from all these terrible Canadian stereotypes, I swear one fuck of allot and have a very good sense of what is and isn't awesome. I've been reading Cracked for one hell of a long time now, so I figured it was time to stop mooching off other's "talent" and get my feet wet in this field of comedy. When I'm not brainstorming shit for my anime, I'm doing the nerdiest shit possible, hence my time logged here. I have a very dark sense of humor, but also appreciate crude jokes, penis puns, and making fun of myself (did I mention I'm Canadian?) along with articulate jokes most wouldn't get. This is none of your business, but I have several fetishes involving giant women and feet. I know what your thinking: "Where did I put that flame whip?" While you attend to that I shall retrieve my bear whistle. Oh, did I forget to mention I have a pack of super-bears with me at all times? Cause that's kind of important. Also what does daffadiliantly mean? Well, it's like daffodil and definitely, except it isn't but it is. I'm Canadian.

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