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  • Real Name: Joe Wheeler
  • Location: The Interwebs
  • Member Since: May 31st, 2012 05:19 pm
  • Last Seen: August 9th, 2012 06:52 am
  • Personal tag line: Poo-tee-weet?
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About JoeWheeler

A lot of things probably happened. Then, 2 billion years ago, stromatolites started producing extra oxygen as a byproduct of photosynthesis. This allowed life to happen on the plant "Earth." (See "Bible" for alternate origin story)

Part of that life was dinosaurs, which were freakin' sweet. Then later part of that life was Joe Wheeler. Joe Wheeler was, and still tends to be, what most would consider a nerd. He does many things. Including writing this "About Me" section for the comedy based web site


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