JoeStatix

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  • Real Name: JoeStatix
  • Location: The Mouth of Madness
  • Member Since: May 2nd, 2011
  • Last Seen: September 29th, 2011 5:54 pm
  • Personal tag line: Dr. of Gonzo.
  • Message board posts: 50

About JoeStatix

It's Friday night, I'm at a rave again
Pickin up transvestites on my Harley-Davidson
My girlfriend's a crackhead whore
She'll come to your door, suck your dick on the floor
and take your bottles to the store
Have you ever seen a woman get beat because she won't cheat
Run the street and suck another man's meat?
My son's sixteen years old with nowhere to stay
I told him he wasn't mine, slammed the door in his face
And I ain't got no food, my job I've been cheated
My girlfriend had a miscarriage
I had to eat it
My dick is burnin, it ain't cause of disease
Because I'm jackin off with gasoline mixed with antifreeze (AHH!)

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