Who am I? Who are you? Its all part of the mystery.
However, if you must know I am 22 years young and live in glorious Iowa (You know, the state that is first to hold presidential caucuses, not to be confused with Idaho/Ohio/Nebraska). Continuing on, I am currently working towards my double bachelor's in physics and philosophy, when I graduate 23 years from now I hope to become a mid-level manager at an insurance company where I will be arrested from some white collar crime. Promptly I will earn an early retirement to a lifetime in prison with basic cable. Fingers crossed.
If that fails, plan B, I will just become a stodgy professor who always complains that kids have it too easy these days.
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