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  • Real Name: Jesus the Nazarene
  • Location: Israel
  • Member Since: November 2nd, 2008 10:03 pm
  • Last Seen: April 12th, 2014 02:17 pm
  • Personal tag line: My powers would like to compel you.
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About JesusHChrist

Name: Jesus the Nazarene (AKA Jesus Son of Joseph, The Christ, 'Nic' Cage, King of the Jews)

Age: 2,016 years old

Sex: male

Religion: Jewish

Political Status: Pro-Life Conservative Socialist

Favorite Movies: Joan of Arc, The Ten Commandments, Ben-Hur, Reservoir Dogs

Favorite TV show: The Mythbusters, The West Wing

Favorite Book: The Holy Bible


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