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  • Real Name: QueenOfSarcazm
  • Location: You wish you knew
  • Member Since: June 18th, 2011 05:13 pm
  • Last Seen: November 9th, 2015 12:56 pm
  • Personal tag line: You have no idea of the power of the dark side.
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About JessicaHollis-Brown

Who cares? Seriously, composing an "about me" is an exercise in frustration; everyone tries to be so witty and fails. So, here's my fruitless attempt. What do you want to know? My sign? Sagittarius, so I'm a bitch who likes to travel and shoot stuff, and I give absolutely no credence to astrology anyway, so who cares? My weight? None of your g-d business! So, you know it's too much. Marital status? Yes. Kids? Too many. Favorite pastime? Sleep. What I wish I could do in my spare time? Sleep--I told you I have too many kids. What I do for a living? Write. What do I want to be when I grow up? A writer. Am I happy? Not until I get some sleep.


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