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JessGulbranson
Portland, OR

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JessGulbranson
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April 27, 2010

About Me

I'm an author, musician, and critical douchebag from that most hipster douchey of cities, PDX. My novel of autism, rock n'roll necromancy, and Lovecraftean horror, "10 A BOOT STOMPING 20 A HUMAN FACE 30 GOTO 10" was released by Australian non-vanity-publisher LegumeMan Books. My satirical dark fantasy novel "Antipaladin Blues" is coming out eventually. I also write Frankfurt- and Rinzai-school inspired rock criticism at Crappy Indie Music: the Blog, where I have interviewed people such as Meshell Ndegeocello, David J, Mike Kirkland, and Ron Nevison. My poetry has been featured in collections such as "Bradley Sands Is A Dick," where my acrostic 'Bradley Sands Is A Dick' was chosen to lead the collection despite being disqualified for being an acrostic. I make music under the name Coeur Machant, and live between a Starbucks and a golf course's asshole with my wife and daughter.

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