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  • Real Name: JessGulbranson
  • Location: Portland, OR
  • Member Since: April 27th, 2010 01:50 pm
  • Last Seen: September 16th, 2014 04:09 pm
  • Personal tag line: Hyperminimal neoplasty
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About JessGulbranson

I'm an author, musician, and critical douchebag from that most hipster douchey of cities, PDX. My novel of autism, rock n'roll necromancy, and Lovecraftean horror, "10 A BOOT STOMPING 20 A HUMAN FACE 30 GOTO 10" was released by Australian non-vanity-publisher LegumeMan Books. My satirical dark fantasy novel "Antipaladin Blues" is coming out eventually. I also write Frankfurt- and Rinzai-school inspired rock criticism at Crappy Indie Music: the Blog, where I have interviewed people such as Meshell Ndegeocello, David J, Mike Kirkland, and Ron Nevison. My poetry has been featured in collections such as "Bradley Sands Is A Dick," where my acrostic 'Bradley Sands Is A Dick' was chosen to lead the collection despite being disqualified for being an acrostic. I make music under the name Coeur Machant, and live between a Starbucks and a golf course's asshole with my wife and daughter.


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