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  • Real Name: Edward Blake IV
  • Location: USA
  • Member Since: December 26th, 2011 09:09 pm
  • Last Seen: June 29th, 2013 08:58 pm
  • Personal tag line: I will not be associated with saucers.
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About JessGads

I'm only doing this because I'm completely bored with myself and life in general. All I have to look forward to each week is teaching my crochet class in drag at my local church. Financially, I'm broke, so there's not a whole lot of room for fun and excitement. The looks I get from my students and whispers I hear every Sunday morning are payment enough. I'm sad and lonely and that is the gist of my mundane life that I have to sell to you. So I sit here, rotting in a shallow grave, waiting for the rest of humanity to wither away so I won't be so lonely anymore.


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