Exiled at puberty from Atlantis (her olympic-class breasts being both unhydrodynamic and too buoyant), Jenn MacLean relocated to Calgary, Alberta where she completed a BFA in Theatre with a minor in Strategic Studies. Her favourite colour: stygian. Her favourite emotion: despair. Her favourite topic: genocide. Her favourite bands: obscure (but named after diseases).
Ms. MacLean has found piecemeal employment as a landwalker. Her vulva obtained a number of standing “O”s for its role in The Vagina Monologues. Her hands are employed in mischief. Her anime eyes wither the souls of her enemies. She uses her dark powers to cause periodic stock market crashes, and lower the mileage of vehicles on highways.
She is incapable of buying pecans.
